How Playboy Fires Their Employees

Though it hasn’t received a whole lot of public attention, Playboy is shutting down it’s original Chicago headquarters for the warmer climes of California. While the switch makes sense to most, we’re of the mindset that if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it. We clandestinely received this notification from a person who has logged more than 20 years of dedicated service at Playboy magazine. Apparently, there’s no Astroglide for the rabbit foot that goes up your ass. See the original notice and then the color-coded legend with the “real scoop” below.