10 Sec. Movie Review: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

"Isn't he dreamy?"

Michael Cera is a lucky fucker. How many hot leading ladies has he smooched onscreen in the past 5 years?  Scott Pilgrim vs. the World is no exception. Hot lead chick? Check. Hot lead chick in 2 CAT FIGHTS? That’s new. Too bad she changes hair color and is quickly upstaged by her female co-stars—who all still want him. Suddenly, you’re wondering just what Scott’s fighting for in the same 2 hours (!) it took the Dark Knight to lose his girl and most of Gotham before defeating the Joker. Why not juggle that shit and get all the ass?

See it. Take a date. Better still, rent it a month from now with your girl, grab some wine, order a pizza and look like the most pious, thoughtful love-saint that ever walked the earth.

3 Sec. Homework: Receiving much less fanfare while being a much better and surprisingly more inventive Michael Cera film is Youth in Revolt. Rent it, then compare along with Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist. Get back to us.

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