5 Helpful WFH Tips for Those Quarantined During COVID-19

Ladies loved their Starbucks, but America ran on Duncan.

Just two short weeks ago, America ran on Duncan. Now, with coffee grinders at a halt, we’re asking #WTF since #WFH.

It’s been over a week working from home for us at the Brophisticate and expectations were high. The reality? It’s been, uh… interesting. Here are 5 helpful tips to make this coming week work best for you.

1. Think like Pete Rose, not Johnny Bench.
You don’t wanna catch ANYTHING for the next two weeks, and the world is out of hand sanitizer. SO, buy bottles of Aqua Velva to keep your hands (semi) clean.

Wanna touch your face? This time, it’s… safe!

Wanna touch your junk? Well, you are Home Alone.

2. Wear pants.

Rocking the shorts and taking meetings all day will just make you feel like a much-maligned spring-breaker or a furloughed fugitive from Southwest. Active participation is even worse when Zoomin’ in yer skivvies or goin’ Commando, unless you’re a professional gamer or YouTuber, and then you might just wanna try being a camgirl for a hot minute. Speaking of, what’s the world gonna be like when we all finally go back to work? Some will prefer working from home and others will probably prefer to still not wear pants…

TMI Grandbro. Just. TMI.

Pro tip: Socks and/or shoes make you feel more professionally-minded when on conference calls. So, slip on some stilettos before clocking-in at CamSoda. 

3. Take breaks.

Lunch. Smoke. Coffee. Bathroom.

Society has breaks baked into our days for a reason, so… light up, has-Batman!

4. Beer Me! Bros Corona Bros.

The bars are closed, but it’s 5 o’clock somewhere, right? Give a virtual cheers to all your pals in a private Zoom, FaceTime or Microsoft Teams meeting. Only, keep it ironic and only cheers with Coronas! Better yet, remember BrosIcingBros.com where, if you were presented with a Smirnoff Ice, you had to take a knee and drink it all down unless you also had one? Yeah, let’s bring that back but with Coronas! They’re cheap (now). They’re good. They taste like you’re at the beach. But totally buy their stock before this becomes trendy and all the hipsters are forced to move out.

5. Get Wet!

Showers are like a second cup of coffee and therefore should not be optional. Shower with a friend like this one to be sure your back gets extra clean! Also, we’re, uh told showers make for easier cleanup if you’re serious about that CamSoda thing.