5 Reasons Girls Shouldn’t Do ‘Roids

It seems women will do just about anything these days to achieve that perfect body.  But before you buy your girl that bottle of andro she’s been asking for, think about the reason’s she should stay au naturel.

Ms. Universe: If you date a chick who can bench press a car…  Well, let’s just say even though she’s the one doing steroids it’s YOUR balls that are shrinking.

Russian Olympians: Need I say more?

Domestic Abuse: Like Liza Minelli, chicks can get physical.  Wrestling in bed with your girl is way better when she can’t pin you down and choke you out.

Bar Missteps: We’ve all been there.  You’re talking a little too loud about that pregnant woman, and it turns out she isn’t pregnant but her boyfriend is… with RAGE!  The same is true for accusing a buff chick of having a buff dick.  Its a lose-lose.  Either way you’ve started down a strange path.

And of course…

The Bedroom: Not only are you running the risk of a black eye when you give her a little spank, but you can never make a sex tape.  It will gross you out to ever see it, and imagine how small and insignificant you’ll be next to her veiny tricep.

Keep it REAL!