All posts by Steel Trap
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Bath Tub Time Machine: A Timeline of Bathtub Scenes in Movie History [Redband Video]
The movie Hot Tub Time Machine 2 hits theaters today, and, while the premise is totally titillating, we at Brophisticate couldn’t help but wonder where...
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The REAL Clash of the Titans: Sam Worthington vs. Harry Hamlin
This week, the remake of Clash of the Titans hits theaters, and since the need for such a remake is being hotly debated, we thought...
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The Green Machine
Dude, when you were like, 7, there was nothing more kickass than having your own Green Machine. The name was right, the design was like...
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5 Offbeat Soda Pops and When You Actually Drink Them
Stroll by your favorite convenience store or a soda machine, and you may have noticed that Coke recently brought back Mello Yello. It was probably...
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Vampires vs. Werewolves
With Halloween arriving this Sunday, we began to wonder why it’s taken this long to give werewolves some props. Thanks to the likes of The...
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21 Super Amazing Hot Air Balloons (Pics)
We’ll be the first to admit that this gallery isn’t our usual ‘pie-in-the-sky’ antics, but, given that we’re obviously fans of big balloons already, these...
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White Trash Politics
Three things listed in order of personal realization. While we often get our words of wisdom off the street, usually it’s in the form of...
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A Broham’s Memo to God…
“Hey, dude man? Can you, um, take this to the big guy upstairs? It’s basically thanking him for being so righteous and for, like, creating dogs...
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What’s Our Problem? We Want What We Haven’t Got!
This was too true not to share. What is wrong with this picture? The cycle of human life is perpetuated by our own desire and the...
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Are You a Lowe’s or Home Depot Person? (Flowchart)
Spring has definitely sprung, and now we’re heading directly into summer. But it’s not just the birds and the bees who get busy this time...
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Arkansas WeatherPenis!!
So, it turns out that storms aren’t the ONLY thing running rampant throughout the Southeast this week. There’s been another sighting of the WeatherPenis, this...
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Nashville Weatherman Draws Cock and Balls
In times of tragedy—especially ones of epic proportion—it’s difficult to tear oneself away from the things we deem important. Just like this Nashville weatherman, who...
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Hot Girls, Hot Concert with Phoenix and DRAKE!! [VIDEO]
Despite the threat of thunderstorms, the masses formed in Nashville to bear witness to live performances of three major acts in music today: Cold War...
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The Greatest NEW Old Movie of ALL TIME!!
Are you of the rare breed who walked out of Avatar saying to yourself “Boy, they don’t make ’em like they used to?” Do you...
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Top 5 Ways to Spend Your Tax Refund
If there’s one thing in which we Americans still lead the world, its procrastination. There’s no better example than on April 15—Tax Day. The lines around the...
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Movie: How to Train Your Dragon [Review]
We know, we know!! We’ve been talking all week about the hotties of Hot Tub Time Machine, but it’s time to celebrate your inner child...
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Broham TV: Supernatural
Before we could flip the channel, the star of the show rolls into the scene... a black 1967 4-door Chevrolet Impala!
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5 Ways to Still Make Corey Haim and Corey Feldman Movies
Saddened by the passing of ’80s master thespian Corey Haim, we suddenly realized there can be no more ’80s Spring Break boob flicks! Worse yet,...
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Burnouts Gone Wrong!
If you like to see white guys waste money while looking completely stupid, this is your video! This dork burns the clutch instead of the...
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