Badassery
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What it do, My Lanta!
One of our staffers was recently struck by “the cruds,” which is vernacular from tha drrrty South for chronic diarrhea with the occasional need to...
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Home Depot: For When You Punch a Hole in the Wall at Your Apartment
Holy Home Depot, Batman! In a new ad campaign, Home Depot is targeting a very specific consumer base. They’ve long battled Lowe’s and other home...
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DJ Doran G – Safe as F*ck
It is Free Mix Friday again! This week we have a mix from DJ Doran G. You know you want it...
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Daft Punk Anthology – Work It! Videos
We thought that this would be a cool idea, and then realized that someone else already kicked our ass at it. Like that would...
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NFL Fantasy Football Stunts Productivity
It turns out it’s not all Obama’s fault. Fantasy football has crippled the economy yet again. For another year, employees, male and female, have not...
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Bro Joke: The Talking Clock
After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends. He led the way...
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Find Your Birthday Tree, And Other Gay Things That Could Get You Laid
Here’s a cool new tool to initiate a little conversation with a young lass the next time you’re out. Read thoroughly, but you don’t need...
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Behind the Scenes: Evan Williams Private Eye (Video)
When Evan Williams Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey Sour Mash Jr. was born in 1783, he was three weeks premature and a half-pint underweight. As a...
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Meet Donnie Parko
Here’s exactly what happens if you’ve ever had a WTF? moment in real life… and decide to relate it to a movie. In this case,...
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EXCLUSIVE: The Straight Poop with Justin Halpern of Sh** My Dad Says!
With the worldwide television debut of $#*! My Dad Says airing tonight on CBS, two former Maxim staffers felt it was their civic duty to sit...
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Whoa, Dolly… The Boss Is BACK!
Something tells us Dolly Parton wouldn’t mind working 9-to-5 for THIS Boss! In a one-two punch follow-up befitting of the one US auto manufacturer to...
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White Trash Hip-Hoppers Die Antwoord to Make Feature Film
While having their first European and subsequent US tour under their belt from earlier this year, South African white trash hip-hop sensation Die Antwoord still...
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9 Reasons Why “The Expendables” Is Aptly Named
You know the A-Team? Well, this is the Z-TEAM. The Omega to the Alpha (polish up on your Greek, son!). Everybody is curious about the new...
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How Funny is Teabagging? (Graph)
Exactly just HOW funny is teabagging?
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Newly Retired Brett Favre to Star in Armageddon Sequel
The news that Brett Favre is once again retiring is all over the airwaves. But this “shocking” story is being overshadowed by recent word of...
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Dear Steve Jobs… from Google, Microsoft and Adobe
We’re sorry to hear Apple has begun to receive some fallout over a slight malfunction with your newest smartphone… So we’ve gotten together, and our...
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Known Brossociates of Lindsay Broham
With Lindsay Lohan now incarcerated, were looking to find true blue bros that will stick by her while she’s on the inside. After all, it’s...
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Dear BP
This just in: Broham Nation was first on the scene to bring you the following headline news. The Right Whales Liberation Army is claiming responsibility...
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Condom Balloon Animals Having Sex
You remember the guy at your kid brother’s birthday party that made animals out of balloons? Yeahhh…this isn’t like that.
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Halliburton Switches to Wind Power Overnight
In a time of would-be celebration for anyone in the oil industry—thanks to major strides in stopping the massive oil leak in the Gulf—oil giant...
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If You Loved Rehab…
…You’re REALLY gonna LOVE fat camp!
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Dear Megan Fox… 12 Ways to Revive Your Career
Dear Megan Fox, We’re sorry you’ve appeared in the second flop of your career. We don’t know why people have such high expectations for a...
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7 Reasons Why Martha Stewart Won’t Go to WAL-MART
Sure, her shit sells at K-Mart, but there’s more than one reason the path to Martha Stewart Living stops at Sam Walton’s door… 7. She...
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21 Super Amazing Hot Air Balloons (Pics)
We’ll be the first to admit that this gallery isn’t our usual ‘pie-in-the-sky’ antics, but, given that we’re obviously fans of big balloons already, these...
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A-Team Gets an A+!!
Ah, the 80s! One of the last decades to showcase originality. And, unfortunately, also being the first decade to unapologetically rehash old content for mass-market appeal. Perfect...
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White Trash Politics
Three things listed in order of personal realization. While we often get our words of wisdom off the street, usually it’s in the form of...
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A Broham’s Memo to God…
“Hey, dude man? Can you, um, take this to the big guy upstairs? It’s basically thanking him for being so righteous and for, like, creating dogs...
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What’s Our Problem? We Want What We Haven’t Got!
This was too true not to share. What is wrong with this picture? The cycle of human life is perpetuated by our own desire and the...
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Gary Coleman, a Tribute
Gary freakin’ Coleman. Wow. There was a hot minute where all anyone could talk about was this guy. How cute he was, how funny he...
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Don’t Mess with Ninja Bear! (VIDEO)
Considering we don’t mess with bears or ninjas, you can bet your sweet ass we’re not going anywhere this guy. Behold his awesome skills. See...
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