• 7 Second Movie Review

  By Steel Trap on August 16, 2010

  …and you don’t want to put them in another guys mouth or asshole, GO SEE THE EXPENDABLES RIGHT NOW! Pay full price. You won’t be...

• Angelina Jolie Stars in “Salt” (Movie Review)

  By The Fauve on July 26, 2010

  Throw in one female megastar and ‘salt’ to taste. Reaching number two at the box office after its opening weekend, Salt makes more of a...

• The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virgina (Movie Review)

  By Alli Powers on July 20, 2010

  Redneck Jackass on ‘Roids… Meets COPS! Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gonna do? How ’bout make a movie! Imagine the family from The Devil’s Rejects. ...

• Best Worst Movie (Review)

  By Alli Powers on July 12, 2010

  Some things really are just so bad they’re good:  Members Only jackets, Justin Bieber’s hair, Renaissance festivals and Troll 2. Troll 2 is the subject...

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  Dear Megan Fox… 12 Ways to Revive Your Career

  By Steel Trap on June 28, 2010

  Dear Megan Fox, We’re sorry you’ve appeared in the second flop of your career. We don’t know why people have such high expectations for a...

• A-Team Gets an A+!!

  By Alli Powers on June 14, 2010

  Ah, the 80s! One of the last decades to showcase originality. And, unfortunately, also being the first decade to unapologetically rehash old content for mass-market appeal. Perfect...

• Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles Season 3 Alert!!

  By Big Booty on May 3, 2010

  Sarah Connor LIVES!! Okay, we’ll be the first to admit there’s very little meat on the proverbial bone we’re about to throw your way. But,...

• 12 Things That DO NOT Kick Ass

  By Big Booty on April 22, 2010

  Last week we posted a little story showcasing the 100 things that DO kick ass. This week, in honor of the debut of the new...

• The Greatest NEW Old Movie of ALL TIME!!

  By Steel Trap on April 21, 2010

  Are you of the rare breed who walked out of Avatar saying to yourself “Boy, they don’t make ’em like they used to?” Do you...

• Date Night with Tina Fey

  By Holden Dynamite on April 9, 2010

  Anybody with two eyes and half a brain can see Tina Fey’s a foxy lady.  She’s like the girl from She’s All That, take her...

• Movie: How to Train Your Dragon [Review]

  By Steel Trap on March 27, 2010

  We know, we know!! We’ve been talking all week about the hotties of Hot Tub Time Machine, but it’s time to celebrate your inner child...

• Miss Shug’s Music Rack Reviews ‘The Runaways’

  By Miss Shug on March 26, 2010

  When I let my tattoo artist ink me at his leisure, he chose to put flaming cherries on my neck.  He told me that the...

• Broham TV: Supernatural

  By Steel Trap on March 24, 2010

  Before we could flip the channel, the star of the show rolls into the scene... a black 1967 4-door Chevrolet Impala!

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