Chuck Norris’ Master Plan Revealed

Suddenly, things got even more interesting…

If you’re like us, you may feel like the popularity of Chuck Norris has waned. But, who are we to even question the man who doesn’t need to give speeches, because he just whispers in the individual ears of audience members simultaneously? Besides, Chuck Norris didn’t become uncool. He got tired of the notoriety, so he simply used his mind control (and a decent ad agency) to divert our focus elsewhere. He then spit onto a dirt clod and molded it into The Most Interesting Man in the World—for our entertainment. Remember kids, Chuck Norris broke wind… that’s why it runs from him.

Speaking of Chuck Norris and entertainment…

And not quite nearly as impressive…