Cover Girls: Devil Deals, Fable-ous Foxes, Hat Trick Hotties!

Welcome to another edition of Broham Nation’s Cover Girls! This week had a load of good-looking females gracing comic stores’ shelves, so let’s get right to it…

Amazing Spider-man Vol.2 #640 Women of Marvel Variant Cover

Peter Parker’s current situation is confusing. He was married to Mary Jane, seen here on the left. Then, Peter sold his marriage to the devil in a deal to save the life of Aunt May, who is NOT the woman seen here on the right. Aunt May is old and ALWAYS almost dying as it is. No, Black Cat, the woman who we DO see here on the right, was not even part of the deal. Peter Parker is a horrible negotiator. His comics are awesome, though. Don’t worry. He’ll fall into a relationship with another impossibly hot woman before you can say “Mephisto.”

Note: “Variant Cover” means this is not the normal cover for this issue. You’ll have to track it down, broham.

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Fables #97

Rose Red has lived in the shadow of her sister Snow White for longer than your family has been in America. Her contrary and adversarial nature has led her to be an awful partner to Sinbad (Red’s husband of about five seconds), Prince Charming (whom Red boinked while he was married to Snow), and Bluebeard (whom she almost married until she faked her death to avoid it), amongst many others. Boy Blue pulled Red’s card on all that, though, and she’s been a little down ever since. Really down. “Not ever getting out of bed” down. And you would STILL hit on her, wouldn’t you? Yeah, you would.

Hack/Slash Omnibus

…and all the Cover Girls readers will look up and shout, “Is Hack/Slash going to make the list every single time there’s a new issue or collection out?” And I’ll whisper, “Probably. Cassie is the hottest chick in comics.” This is Cassie’s third appearance in six Cover Girls editions!

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