Date Night with Tina Fey

Anybody with two eyes and half a brain can see Tina Fey’s a foxy lady.  She’s like the girl from She’s All That, take her glasses off and change the hair and she turns from bland to BA-BAM!  Want proof?  Take her two most famous characters – and we’ll tell you where to take them on that special Date Night.

Liz Lemon – The neurotic head writer for the fictional sketch show TGS is hilarious, but maybe hasn’t made too many appearances in your wet dreams.  Here’s where you take her to release the tigress within:

1. Liz is a hot little lefty—a city girl and an environmentalist. You want to show you’re into helping others and the environment. Rent a rickshaw for the night and roll up to her midtown flat. Also, she’s a celebrated writer for a major network who’s very politically-minded, sooo check out NPR and hit the imdb.com before picking her hot ass up.

2. Heady hot girls like really good conversation and a man that is gracious and giving to those less fortunate. So, you gotta do two things: show your more charitable side and get your cerebral cortex going full blast. This one, my friend, is easy… go for the brain food! Take her to the best sushi in town, so long as it’s the best sushi served by both of you at the local soup kitchen.

3. Lucky for you Liz Lemon is a blue-state babe, and they tend to be more liberal in all aspects of the game. If you got her to chuckle from having studied up on your David Sedaris books and kept the wine coming all night from the winos at the soup kitchen, you might just get your rickshaw a-rockin’!

Sarah Palin – Dare we say it? Tina Fey’s rendition of Palin is hotter than the real thing.  Makes us wanna go Maverick and show her our Top Gun.  These date spots are sure to get the pseudo-Sarah Palin to drop her moose skin undies, and her fake Alaskan accent.  Yeah “Baby Mama.”

1. Nothing gets a power-mad political princess good and hot like prestige and excess. Roll up to her crib in a bright yellow Hum-V—Entourage style. Make sure you gotta butler/man-servant to wheel the two of you around and get the door so you don’t have to. Bonus if his name is Alfred or Jeeves. Oh, and tip Jeeves extra to roll over small tree before parking.

2. To impress this Red-state Rose it’s five-star restaurants only, please. But, to really knock her off her feet, take her to a joint where you eat your own kill! Lovingly stroll their private grounds with your own complimentary 30 ought 6 together, while taking pot shots at the numerous exotic animals still on the environmentally protected list. Then hit the sauna while they prepare it for you, loading up on blood-red wine. Since you already got her out of her clothes, a real man would get a little Baked Alaska before dinner!

Can’t get enough of the luscious and lovable Tina Fey? We hear ya, brew! So let us take care of that with this Tina Fey Slideshow.