Dear BP

This just in: Broham Nation was first on the scene to bring you the following headline news. The Right Whales Liberation Army is claiming responsibility for the recent attack of a yacht off the coast of South Africa. Below is a rough translation of their mission statement, entitled “Right Whales Right the World…”

“Dear BP,

Word has finally reached our shores regarding your heinous crimes against nature. After thousands of years of atrocities committed against us and our ecosystem, we whales have had enough. Remember that Star Trek movie where the songs of the whales kept aliens from destroying the planet? Yeah. Well, it’s true dude. So here’s a little message from Mother Nature, “We’re coming for you!”

The Right Whales Liberation Army

P.S.: Unlike when OJ pledged to find the real killers, this is NOT an empty threat.”