Ghost Rider Pisses Fire!

Here’s a film that caught alotta crud a few years back because it didn’t live up to fanboy expectations… whatever the heck THAT means. But, if you dig on Harleys and the likes of Sam Elliott and Nick Cage taking names and kicking ass, we’re not sure why you’d have any reason to piss and moan. Speaking of, looks like this new Ghostrider sequel introduces a new weapon for the hotheaded numbskull to unleash on the unholy… pissing fire. Kinda makes those Calvin stickers obsolete now, don’t it? Couple that with a road trip to Europe to kick some sissy vampire ass and call us hooked. Only thing missing is Eva Mendes, that girl’s hotter than Hades.