Jobs NFL players WOULD have

Wouldn’t we all love to get payed to play.  But what if THEY weren’t.  What would they do?

Ben Rothlisberger: Okay, yeah, he works in a steel mill.  With all of Rudy’s brothers.  What do you expect?  And again, yes, he gropes the receptionist and violates the boss’ underage daughter on lunch breaks.  They don’t call him Big Ben for nothin.

Donovan McNabb: Wherever he works, his performance is always under review and he’s never appreciated.  Even though he was employee of the month five months out of the year at Trader Joe’s.  They still bagged him.

Michael Vick: In his alternate life, he’s a successful starting NFL quarterback.

Chad Ochocinco: The biggest draw in WWE since Dennis Rodman and Carl Malone battled it out.  His name… El Badass.

Pacman Jones: A highly respected dogfighting kingpin on the West Virginia circuit.  Also a blackjack dealer at the local Indian casino. (Unless he’s the pro wrestler. Hmm..)

Brett Favre: He’d be a model for Wrangler Jeans.  Wait, he does that already? Oh.  Then he must be at his other gig as a professional bass fisherman.

Terrell Owens: Forgot about Tae-Bo?  Guess what?  Terrell is bringing it back.  Except its called Ti-O. Watch out Billy Blanks.

Julius Peppers: He’s a bouncer at the club that Plaxico Burress shot himself in.  And the one where Pacman made it rain and that guy got shot.  And where Big Ben assaulted that chick.  Damn, these pro athletes already have night jobs.

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