Movie Mixup Madness

Actors play so many various characters in their career, it can get mixed up in your head.  For example, Tom Sizemore played a bank robber in Heat and Detective Jack Scagnetti in Natural Born Killers… then you see him show up on Celebrity Rehab.  Now that’s a movie I need to see.

Here are some other mixups.

Lawrence Fishburne:

Paparazzi: “Lawrence, tell us about your new movie!”

Morpheus: “When I tell you, go the end of the row to the office at the end of the hall.  Stay as low as you can.”

Samuel L. Jackson:

Jake: “We’re going to lose this case, Carl Lee.  There are no more points of law to argue here.  I want to cop a plea, maybe Buckley will cop us a second degree murder and we can get you just life in prison.”

Jules: “You know, Jake, there’s this passage I got memorized.  Ezekiel 25:17. …
I been sayin’ that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass.  I never really questioned what it meant.  I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass.”

Jake: “Carl Lee, what the hell are you talking about?!”

Mark Wahlberg:

The Fighter is heralded as having some of the most realistic boxing scenes.  Only, when Mark heard that, he thought REAL meant his childhood streets of Boston, and he thought BOXING meant beatboxing.  Oh well.  Ding, ding, ding…

Tom Hanks:

There are many who say we’re sending our children over seas to fight for us at home.  This couldn’t be more true in this mixup.  The young Josh Baskin, after a fated encounter with the “Zoltar Speaks” machine, is immediately deployed.  He quickly rises to Captain, and finds himself on a doomed mission to find Private Ryan.  Good thing he keeps his troops entertained with his killer 80s moves!

Stay tuned for more mixups.  Got any ideas of your own?