Not So Little Debbie

Little Debbie, recognized all over the world as the preeminent spokesperson for cellophane-wrapped snack cakes, has reportedly ballooned up to 212 pounds.  Her four foot, five inch frame can no longer support the weight of her flabby cankles and monstrous waistline.  She has been seen rolling around the factory in her Rascal shoving Zebra Cakes and Swiss Rolls into her mouth at a nonstop pace.  In between her sweaty belly rolls, she keeps dozens of Devil Squares and Cosmic Brownies, which are half melted due to the lack of air.  Its gotten so bad, even Twinkie the Kid turns down her pleas for sex.