Out of Their League

By Game Geek on March 12, 2010

To celebrate the 3/12 release of the geek laughfest ‘She’s out of my League’ we decided to take a look at some other seemingly mismatched, albeit happy, couples.

Marilyn Manson / Evan Rachel Wood

What you get when you cross a crazed, androgynous rocker that wears more makeup than Ronald Mcdonald and hook him up with a 20-something home schooled girl from Raleigh?

Seal / Heidi Klum

After a dismal marriage to her hair stylist (?!), the comely Miss Klum wasted no time finding a new suitor. Not surprisingly, she went with the tried and true formula of TD&H: Tall, Dark and H… uh, Sealicious. We have to think they’re in wedded bliss since Klum can’t keep from being preggo, but we gotta think Seal inspired her to do this awesome Guitar Hero video.

David Arquette / Courtney Cox

How do you take the Peter Pan of Hollywood off the market? Why, you take him to Cougartown of course! Seriously, we’ve been crushin’ on Courtney Cox ever since Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. Okay, maybe it was that Springsteen video. At any rate, little boys always want their hot mommy and there’s no exception here.

Demi Moore / Ashton Kutcher

Just in case you did some soul-searching and found our above theorem to be untrue, here’s another Peter Pan hookin’ up with a waaay older Wendy. But in both cases guys, we gotta hand it to you. You got taste!

Donald Trump / Melania Knauss

We think she values Donald’s great personality, humor, and his hair. The 1.5 billion net worth? That doesn’t even factor in to the equation.

Pierce Brosnan / Keely Shaye Smith

This is what happens when James Bond retires. No, seriously. Skip the Acai berry diet, ladies… Ole JB likes BBW!

Jay Mohr / Nikki Cox

Jay was so excited about landing this foxy actress, that he actually added her last name to his (Jon Ferguson Cox Mohr)!

Mel Gibson / Oksana

These two were originally supposed to be the May/December couple on ABC’s Modern Family, but Ed O’Neil edged out Mel during tryouts. They’re still being considered for Boris and Natasha in the Rocky & Bullwinkle sequel.

Ellen Degeneres / Portia De Rossi

So by now we’ve all figured out she’s got a thing for hot blondes. However, when she finally bags one, this lovable comedienne somehow manages to make a hot lesbian kiss totally unsexy.