Patriots-Chiefs Game Turns into Brady Bench Re-run

How the mighty have fallen! Arguably once the most venerable NFL team, the Patriots seem to need new industrial tooling in order to get their shit together. With so many gaffs by the end of the third, Brady was yanked in favor of his understudy, Jimmy Garappolo, who went on to get a much-needed, however-futile TD for a 41-14 loss. Fans seem disappointed Brady didn’t offer Garappolo a Gatorade or a pat on the ass. Instead, ole Jim got the ice bucket challenge in the form of the cold shoulder. But, perhaps the story runs even deeper than that…

Here’s the story, of a man named Brady
Who was busy with 2 interceptions of his own
They were behind, and it was fourth quarter
Yet he was all alone.

Till the one day when Tom Brady met Garappolo,
And they knew that it was much more than a cinch
That this team would somehow be dysfunctional
That’s the way he got on the Brady Bench.

The Brady Bench, the Brady Bench
That’s the way he got on the Brady Bench!