Poor Man’s Porsche: You’re Finally Off the Hook, 944

944 owners rejoice! Despite the many appearances in 80s films, most notably Weird Science and 16 Candles, the Porsche 944 has also been known as the ‘Poor Man’s Porsche’ due to its relative affordability compared to a 911. Well, someone at Volkswagen must’ve remembered those sales figures, because as an added bitch-slap to buying out Porsche, engineers over there put some yeast in a 911 and are calling it the NEW, New Beetle. Think we’re full of it? Take a look at these spy photos on the streets of Chicago vs some snaps we found online. That rear-end screams Porsche, and now a mid-level job will finally get you one.