Shirley He Isn’t Dead! Nine Theories on the Demise of Leslie Nielsen

The Great Leslie Nielsen is dead, and there’s only one man who can solve the case.  Unfortunately, that one man is Leslie Nielsen, and he’s dead, like we mentioned.

Nine Theories on the Demise of Leslie Nielsen

9.  O.J. did it.

8.  It turns out the Naked Gun was loaded.

7.  He looked in the mirror and died after finally seeing a grown man naked.

6.  Got lost in a flashback of his early years on the force and slipped into a coma.

5.  He succumbed to his latex allergies after donning a man-size condom.

4.  He went out like Attila the Hun, massive heart attack during sex.  But only after making sure Priscilla Presley’s beaver understood the fullest extent of the penal code.

3.  Had that disease that Robin Williams had in Jack, where you get old really young and stay that way.

2.  The co-pilot crashed.

1.  It’s his final and best acting job.  The ultimate deadpan.