Koosh-koosh-koosh. It's not working anymore on This American Tolkein! We no longer want to watch to see who you might kill off. You'll routinely execute...
Sheeeeeiiiiittt! Just when spring couldn’t look any better after our first flirt with winter, here comes the only Paul Walker tribute befitting of the man....
If Kate Beckinsale ever quit making Underworld movies, well, this world would never be the same. Thankfully, the Lycans have smiled upon us, and relinquished...