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A Timeless Beauty
By Steel Trap on April 17, 2020
Like many of us during this crazy pandemic, we at the Brophisticate are often looking to our phones for means of escape. Being cooped up...
Old Time Cars, Gospel Music and Hex Removal! [podcast]
By Spun Counterguy on June 1, 2019
Keith Harris comes Back By the Woodpile to talk car restoration, Southern Gospel, Satanists and school bus driving! To hear on Stitcher, click here! To...
Holy Hot Rod Horsepower, ‘Stang Man!
By Steel Trap on January 8, 2016
After reading a tech article in a recent issue of Hot Rod magazine, we got inspired to once again revisit the breathing apparatus on our...
Nothing Says Happy Birthday Like a Shelby Mustang GT350
By Motorboat on April 17, 2015
It’s the Mustang’s 51st birthday today, and to celebrate, we’ve got this killer video of Ford’s new Shelby Mustang GT350. A specifically engineered machine, the...
Guess What Fans Voted as BEST of Chicago Auto Show?
By Steel Trap on February 27, 2015
For those of you who didn’t know, the Chicago Auto Show is the only major auto show that polls its attendees’ favorite vehicles and exhibit....
Supercar City: AKA the 2015 Chicago Auto Show [Gallery]
By Steel Trap on February 13, 2015
For two weeks, starting on Valentine’s Day, Chicago’s McCormick Center should be renamed “Supercar City.” Given the amount of horsepower on display by several manufacturers,...
Legendary Le Mans Winner and Collectible Car Manufacturer, Carroll Shaelby, Dies
By Steel Trap on May 11, 2012
It’s a sad day for anyone who has ever enjoyed anything sporting four wheels. The legendary car designer and champion auto racer, Carroll Shelby, who...
Raiders of the Lost Art – 2012 Chicago Auto Show
By SnoCone God on February 12, 2012
For the second year in a row, dear readers, Your Esteemed Editor invited his IT Dude to the Press Opening of the 2012 Chicago Auto...
The Best of the Chicago Auto Show
By SnoCone God on February 16, 2011
Certainly there was something for everyone at this year’s Chicago Auto Show. From twelve foot tall military vehicles, to exotics, muscle cars and even an...
Mustang Stampede! Chicago Auto Show
By Steel Trap on February 14, 2011
It was the world’s first pony car, Ford’s most innovative and legendary marque since the Model T. Thanks to Mustang’s reinvention in 2005, we once...
Whoa, Dolly… The Boss Is BACK!
By Steel Trap on September 14, 2010
Something tells us Dolly Parton wouldn’t mind working 9-to-5 for THIS Boss! In a one-two punch follow-up befitting of the one US auto manufacturer to...
Wheelies!
By Big Booty on March 6, 2010
Dood! A big yellow school bus doing a wheelie and shooting sparks! Need we say more? How about, the cool kids are now also the...
Burnouts Gone Wrong
By Big Booty on March 5, 2010
A Chevy sits “Like a Rock” on the dragstrip after an exceptionally hard launch.
Burnouts Gone Wrong
By Big Booty on March 3, 2010
Let it be known that we love classic Mustangs. When you love something, you tend to get to know it a little bit, and we...
Burnouts Gone Wrong
By Big Booty on March 2, 2010
This video just goes to prove that ‘big boy toys’ and teenagers just don’t mix. Dads, get a storage facility and lock your shit up...
Burnouts Gone Wrong
By Big Booty on March 1, 2010
There’s nothing worse than showing off in front of a crowd of spectators only to show your ass instead! Still, these guys seem pretty cool...
Thanks to a Cop, this Burnout's Gone Wrong!
By Big Booty on March 1, 2010
Don’t EVEN get us started about the man putting us down! This guy gets 20 seconds of bliss before a cop has to come ruin...
BURNOUTS Gone Wrong!
By Big Booty on February 24, 2010
Fool gets run over by own car! It's hard to watch without cringing and wondering of the accident's severity.
BURNOUTS Gone Wrong!
By Big Booty on February 23, 2010
Here's proof positive that it doesn't matter how much you pay for your four-wheeled mistress, if she takes it up the butt too much, poop's...