The Greatest AD on Craigslist

By Steel Trap on April 26, 2012

The glorious 1995 Pontiac Grand Am, which still has Mambo #5 on cassette.

Thank God somebody had a lotta free time and desperately needed to unload a steaming pile of what killed Pontiac.

Joe Strachila and his childhood friend, Kyle Miller, are behind a creative Seattle Craigslist ad for a teal 1995 Pontiac Grand AM GT that Strachila is selling for $700. The ad has been deemed the “Greatest Craigslist Car Ad Ever” by the car blog Jalopnik.

“Never in your life has a car made you so appealing to the opposite sex,” the ad reads.

The ad promises that driving the ’95 Pontiac will be “better than your last four romantic encounters … combined.”

But this car is a lot to handle.

“I know what you’re asking, ‘Am I man enough to handle a car this flawless?’ The short answer is no,” the ad said.

But that doesn’t mean you can’t try. Sadly, no one has yet to buy the car!