What it do, My Lanta!

One of our staffers was recently struck by “the cruds,” which is vernacular from tha drrrty South for chronic diarrhea with the occasional need to vomit. The only thing that saved him was Mylanta.

In fact, he gave the cruds to his girl too! Guess what kept him off her literal shit list? You guessed it, Mylanta bitches. Had some in his pocket right when it hit.

So get your runny ass some help, it’s at the store. Now in cherry flavor.