What’s Our Problem? We Want What We Haven’t Got!

This was too true not to share. What is wrong with this picture? The cycle of human life is perpetuated by our own desire and the fact that we rarely—if ever—realize when we truly have it all. But uh, we’d settle for the babe and dude’s money. I mean, if dude’s loaded, he can PAY for somebody to make him do situps and buy his ass some new hair. Besides, girls go for a little wisdom… AND he’s already rockin’ the porn ‘stache—which is like, totally back now. Check it:

Who hasn’t seen this out there? Barbed-wire might’ve settled the West, but this premise is what MADE Texas! haha What’s the matter? You thinkin’ we left the ladies out of this equation? Nah, we loves us some ladies. Check this:

Watch out, grandpa! What’s good for this goose is she got her a young gander!