Where are They Now? Those matching socks I had

They were four individuals who seemed destined to be together.  Each had a matching tattoo and that baby-faced softness all the girls loved.  But of course, like any successful group, rocky roads were ahead.  No one knows for sure what caused the split.  It could have been drugs.  Some say it was arrogance; that the left sock in one of the pairs thought he was better than everyone else.  Others claim the record execs put too much pressure on the crew, parading them around everyday until it nearly wore them all out.  But one things for certain.  On one fateful day they all entered the GE washing machine together on an energy-efficient spin dry.  After that, none of them were ever seen together again.