Winter Olympics Drinking Game

Since NBC has decide not to broadcast the games live, we will all know the outcome days before the event airs.  So we decided to provide you, our faithful reader, ideas for a drinking game to make the games exciting (read: slightly enjoyable).

Drink any time:

• Someone crashes (2 more if they don't get up)
• Someone cries (1 more if it's because they lost)
• Two girls hug (5 more if they kiss)
• Someone references Michael Phelps' medals (3 more if they mention his bong)
• NBC shows a commercial for their newest stinker, The Marriage Ref
• Someone does something completely gay (1 more if it's not Johnny Weir)
• A male figure skater drops his female partner (2 more if she cries about it)
• The 'eye of the hog' turns red (it's curling, stupid)
• The commentator has to explain what the game is they are playing
• You see a figure skater's nipple slip(yes, it has to be a girl) (3 more for bush)
• A figure skater's redneck ex-husband assaults one of her competitors
• A snowboarder completely disgraces himself and the olympic games (10 more if photos surface of a girl feigning oral sex on his medal)