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Liz Taylor – Because She Was Hot

The passing of legendary actress Elizabeth Taylor saddened the hearts of many today. And, anytime a lovely such as herself leaves us, we at Broham are saddened too. Below, a timeline of her career, which served as a prolonged testament to her beauty and talent.

Because She Was Hot:

• Because she was hot, Hollywood looked her way twice.

• Because she was hot, she was married SEVEN times! –Wait, what? Eight? EIGHT times? HFS dude.

• Because she was hot, singer Eddie Fisher left his movie star wife, Debbie Reynolds, to marry her. And Princess Leia has never been the same since.

• Because she was hot, actor Richard Burton left his wife to marry her… twice!

• Because she was hot, she demanded a million dollars to play Cleopatra… and got it.

• Because she was hot, she seemingly got everything she wanted, including other women’s husbands. And crowds quit coming to see her films.

• Because she was hot, she was eventually forgiven and heralded as one of Americas iconic actresses.

Because she was talented:

Because she was talented and exceedingly benevolent the rest of her days, we will always love her. But, it helps that she was also hot.

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