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  Calling Dick Tracy: Apple Watch Next Modern Marvel

  By Steel Trap on March 9, 2015

  Next to the jet pack, Dick Tracy’s wristwatch (with a two way television) was the hottest piece of tech never to be commercially realized in...

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  Finally! A Purpose for the Skinny Geek in the Family (Thanks, Apple)

  By Wheat Toast on December 19, 2013

  Break out the Kleenex, sports fans! It’s time for your sensitivity training. Apple has a brand new Christmas video putting the importance of family above...

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  Hey Speed Texter! Can You Text Faster Than This Guy??

  By Mr. Milk on February 19, 2012

  So we’re at the bar, right? This dude is texting right beside us on his iPhone and we did a double take, dude can text...

• Dear Steve Jobs… from Google, Microsoft and Adobe

  By Steel Trap on July 28, 2010

  We’re sorry to hear Apple has begun to receive some fallout over a slight malfunction with your newest smartphone… So we’ve gotten together, and our...

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