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Buddha’s Smile
Welcome to the premiere installment of the podcast series “In the corner back by the woodpile”, exclusively here at the Brophisticate. Join myself, Spun Counterguy,...
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Hot Neighbor Remembers the Spirit of Giving [Video]
Throughout most of the country, there’s a chill in the air that can only be cured by the thoughts of Christmas. In case any of...
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Please come back, Frank Black
In 1996, Chris Carter, creator of the X-Files, debuted a second darker series called Millennium. The show wove criminal profiling and eschatology together to create...
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This Man Invites You to Lick His Razor
Partying frat boys slipping on intestines, monsters that lick the skin and muscle off your bones and diseases that seal up your bottom. It’s all...
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Just stepped in Bat Dew
With the advent of Batmania from way back in the last century, each reinvention has created a fervor. After the 60s Batman Movie and tv show,...
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MGMT and the 30-Second Curse at Work
Guess what homeslice? I created this playlist on Spotify for work. Yeah, Spotify. I joined it. Sure, it sounds like what you do to your...
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10 Fun Facts About Ray Bradbury
It’s a sad day for literary and science fiction fans, as one of their most prominent has fallen. Ray Bradbury gave us so many great...
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Legendary Le Mans Winner and Collectible Car Manufacturer, Carroll Shaelby, Dies
It’s a sad day for anyone who has ever enjoyed anything sporting four wheels. The legendary car designer and champion auto racer, Carroll Shelby, who...
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How Playboy Fires Their Employees
Though it hasn’t received a whole lot of public attention, Playboy is shutting down it’s original Chicago headquarters for the warmer climes of California. While...
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Nashville Traffic? That’s a Buncha Bull Semen [VIDEO]
Today, a Nashville traffic jam wasn’t just the usual BS when a Greyhound bus driver was unable to carry his load. With no time...
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Schwarzenegger Scandal!
Late last night our sources confirmed by peeking through the window of the CNN newsroom that Arnold Schwarzenegger has admitted to fathering a child with...
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Voices of the Nation: High School Kid
Hey everybody, I put up the answers to the homework up that Ms. Kildegaard assigned. The questions from page 37. All the odd answers are...
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Assume the Royal Position (Pic)
The one question on everyone’s mind today wasn’t “who’s she wearing?” It was: HOW ARE THEY GONNA DO IT!?
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Nice and Etsy, That’s Not Their Style
Giant purple dildo? Etsy does it! Etsy.com, the merchandising web giant, has come under fire after unveiling it's new People Search tool. The move...
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Surge: We hardly knew ye
Long before Monster energy drink ads were plastered onto BMX bikes and way back before Red Bull gave you wings, there was Surge. Surge ruled...
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Liz Taylor – Because She Was Hot
The passing of legendary actress Elizabeth Taylor saddened the hearts of many today. And, anytime a lovely such as herself leaves us, we at Broham...
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Cyber Psychosis (Pics)
As the iPad 2 officially hits shelves and millions around the world shuffle through lines and elbow down the aisles for the next big thing...
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Where are They Now? Those matching socks I had
They were four individuals who seemed destined to be together. Each had a matching tattoo and that baby-faced softness all the girls loved. ...
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John Wilkes Booth Angry his Acting Career Less Remembered
Recently recovered documents attributed to John Wilkes Booth on his hurried escape South after the assassination of Lincoln reveal the depth of Booth’s anger and...
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Not So Little Debbie
Little Debbie, recognized all over the world as the preeminent spokesperson for cellophane-wrapped snack cakes, has reportedly ballooned up to 212 pounds. Her four foot,...
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Gary Busey Newest FoxNews Talking Head
Glenn Beck, host of the wildly popular Glenn Beck Program, has been fired in a surprise move from FOX News. Anonymous sources high up in...
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Home Depot: For When You Punch a Hole in the Wall at Your Apartment
Holy Home Depot, Batman! In a new ad campaign, Home Depot is targeting a very specific consumer base. They’ve long battled Lowe’s and other home...
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HELL deals with overpopulation
The kingdom of Lucifer, known popularly as Hell, is facing a problem they haven’t had in a millennium. The residential infrastructure that Satan built some...
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Rodney Dangerfield sex-tape uncovered!
Babylon, Long Island … A locked trunk was unearthed today at the residence of Ethel Willard, who reported to local animal control that her Jack...
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FXjr. Coming soon
The network known for edgy programming like Rescue Me and It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is now unveiling its new pet project: FXjr. Based on the wildly successful...
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